Tuesday, 7 August 2012
Chris Tomlinson
Long jumper Chris Tomlinson's Civil Servant brother has banned him from borrowing his shoes after finding sand in his brown moccasins for the third time this week.
Sunday, 5 August 2012
Medal Targets
Before The Games started, Team GB were targetting 48 medals. That's the same number Boris Johnson uses when he starts the Green Bottles song.
Friday, 3 August 2012
Hockey
Hockey was invented by French bakers. It was a fun way to use the previous day's stale baguettes and rolls.
James Goddard
James Goddard used to get confused with another James in his class, so to make himself stand out he shaved his head. His hair never grew back.
Mark Cavendish
Mark Cavendish refuses to advertise 2 in 1 shampoo because he believes it is spawn of satan.
Gemma Gibbons
Gemma Gibbons swallowed a fly at the age nine. She then found a spider and ate that to ensure it caused her no gastric woes.
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